I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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