they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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