Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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