Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
You left your underwear on the fireplace
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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