I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Is that strawberry winking at me??
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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