Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
In other news, I just burned my penis
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
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