The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
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