dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
i barfeds in our rink
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
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