It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Randomize
