After last night, I could never be a politician.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Randomize
