Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
it hurts more in the daytime
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
i believe in u and ur pee
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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