im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
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