so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
So apparently I’m into choking now
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