That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
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