Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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