I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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