I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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