Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
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