I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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