I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Dual....:-)
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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