oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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