This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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