i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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