): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
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