I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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