So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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