We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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