Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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