Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
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Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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