if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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