Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
i barfeds in our rink
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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