My balls are so social today.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
Randomize