You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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