so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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