I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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