i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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