Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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