Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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