it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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