There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
my being single is dangerous.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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