shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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