So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
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