The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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