do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
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