Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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