A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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