i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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