Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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