I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Randomize
