his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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