Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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