Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
you tried to scramble eggs in my dryer last night. i want you here in 15 minutes to clean this shit up
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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