i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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